Old Joint Stock Theatre, Birmingham until 30th December 2025
Reviewed by Emma Millward
5*****
Staged in the intimate setting of the Old Joint Stock Theatre, It’s a Wonderful Knife-Christmas Dundee delivers a riotous burst of festive silliness and affectionate parody. The production leans boldly into a very unusual premise, blending the sentimentality of a classic holiday redemption tale with the swaggering, sun-soaked world of Australian superstars. What follows is probably one of the most chaotic yet enjoyable shows I have seen. The idea for the show stems from the surprising fact that the movie Crocodile Dundee holds the record for the biggest single Christmas Day TV audience in UK history, when a staggering 21.77 million viewers tuned in for its premiere in 1989.
The story follows the star of the movie, Paul Hogan (Paul Westwood) on a particularly bleak Christmas Eve. Feeling the burden of old age and his waning fame, he wishes he had never been born. His loyal crocodile companion Burt (Oliver Cartwright) returns from the afterlife to guide him and show him just how different the world would be if Paul had never existed. It’s a deliberately outrageous setup, but the Old Joint Stock creative team embrace the premise with such commitment that the audience quickly accepts the production’s eccentric reality. The result is a playful blend of thoughtful redemption, second chances, big musical numbers and extremely tongue-in-cheek humour. Along the way, Paul crosses paths with other famous Australians whose career trajectories were changed when Paul ceased to exist. Kylie Minogue (Thea Jo Wolfe) is no longer a pint-sized hitmaker. She is now a trigger-happy rebel fighter who takes great pleasure in waving a machine gun around, particularly at the front row. Hugh Jackman (Will Usherwood-Bliss) also appears complete with boomerangs as his Wolverine claws and manic energy. Hogan discovers in this alternate reality that Arnold Schwarzenegger (Tom Kiteley) played Mick Dundee, and the film subsequently bombed at the box office, ruining the careers of all involved. Kiteley’s hilarious padded muscular costume is a sight to behold. His song ‘Get To The Chopper’ is still in my head as I write this review!
Burt is portrayed as an unapologetically camp and stylish Crocodile, clad in a tricorn hat and beautiful green tailcoat with glittery crocodile-skin lapels. We are not in panto territory with his crocodile costume. The costume design by George P. Martin is superb throughout. There is the famous Crocodile waistcoat and crocodile teeth-decorated Akubra hat of Mick Dundee and knowing nods to recognisable outfits worn by the famous people portrayed. Martin’s wooden shack set design is also simple, yet effective. Lilly Butcher’s direction is tight and ensures the show doesn’t spiral too out of control, not easy in such a fast-paced show. The lighting and sound by Theatre SSL are beautifully atmospheric, especially during the battle scenes (yep, in a Christmas show!). William Spencer’s choreography complements the madcap nature of the show, including a tap dancing Burt the Crocodile.
Writer James Edge’s witty, but heartfelt lyrics are brought to life by composer Adam Gerber and Musical Director Maddy Lygo. The score mixes high-energy songs and mournful ballads that showcase the performer’s vocal and comedic abilities. Oliver Cartwright and Thea Jo Wolfe especially excelled with powerhouse vocals during their solo numbers. The small ensemble of five performers give their all as multiple characters. As Burt the Crocodile proudly states during the show, he is indeed a scene stealer. Never have I ever wanted to hug a crocodile so much!
Old Joint Stock Theatre have produced a gleefully surreal festive show that is anything but traditional. It’s A Wonderful Knife-Christmas Dundee has a quirky, fever dream-like energy, but crafted with genuine heart creating a show that is memorable for all the right reasons.











