The Speigeltent @ Festival Square, Edinburgh – Until 5th January 2019
Reviewed by James Knight
5*****
In a soft light, a Christmas tree is solemnly decorated in reverent fashion, until Bernie Dieter, in feather-trimmed black catsuit and studded heels, steps up, kicks the presents out the way and declares La Clique Noel – Part Deux open. She’s not here for genteel fireside entertainment. ‘This is not a fucking panto!’ she cries, and deftly instructs the audience in how best to show our appreciation for the evening’s acts.
And what acts they are. As Bernie’s hellraiser disappears into the shadows of the Spiegeltent, we’re treated to a glorious mix of music, circus, burlesque and magic. Supplying an almost constant backdrop of sound is Dannie Bourne and the La Clique Palais Orkestra, six musicians of an incredible calibre. Kelly Wolfgramm’s smooth vocals are a delight, and Eamon McNelis’ virtuoso solo trumpet was an easy standout.
The rest of the performers appear onstage one by one, and each display their talents with a confidence and ease that is sexy, outrageous and often envious. Florian Brooks’ besuited club juggler had the audience spellbound, almost afraid to blink or make a noise in case they missed a single slick motion. Heather Holliday’s sword swallowing and fire-breathing act was equally at ease in teasing the audience with effortlessness, class and a flirtatious sense of humour. Paul Zenon’s cheeky-chappie magician stuck a card in a walnut in a room filled with mirrors – a self-described magician’s worst nightmare. Burlesque artist Mosh drew every eye in the auditorium (and no doubt a bit of shuffling in seats from some viewers) and while swinging over the heads of the audience, acrobat Stephen Williams got the front row wet. Ahem.
All of this held together beautifully by the maestro of mayhem Bernie Dieter, who made sure that everyone felt welcome and included in this marvellous cabaret. Sensitive enough to ensure it won’t upset those with more delicate natures, but risqué enough to get the pulses racing, La Clique Noel Part Deux is funny, sexy, and has enough charisma to power the Christmas lights all year round.