Crimes on the Nile by New Old Friends

New Old Friends present:
Crimes on the Nile
A new Artemis Arinae thriller from New Old Friends inspired by Christie, Coward and classic Ealing comedies
UK Tour, 7th January to 4 May 2019

“a mesmerising mix of murder, mayhem and laugh-out-loud comedy that leaves you exhausted just watching the action unfold” ★★★★ The Stage on Crimes Against Christmas

Following 2018’s sell-out smash hit Crimes Under the Sun, multi-award-winning theatre company, New Old Friends, return with another hilariously inventive comedy thriller.

It’s 1935 and celebrated Belgian detective extraordinaire, Artemis Arinae, is enjoying a cruise along the Nile – when tragedy strikes again. All passengers and staff are suspects, and the body count is growing – will Arinae’s little grey cells identify the murderer in time?!

A cast of just four bring to life lascivious lawyers, crocked captains, fastidious physicians, ardently amorous authors, feuding femme fatales, plodding paramours, colossal kids, friendly first mates and attractive Americans, who all get swept along the driving narrative and inventive set-pieces.

Heather Westwell, co-artistic director says: “Touring with Crimes Under the Sun was such a joyous experience with such an incredible response from the public that we are over the moon to be taking out another Artemis Arinae comedy thriller. This time we see our hero trapped on a river boat with a cast of shady characters, it features the same brand of multi-role mayhem and invention with even more ambition this time around. It should be a lot of fun.”

New Old Friends are an award-winning theatre company dedicated to creating original comedy theatre, founded in 2008 and run by husband and wife team Feargus Woods Dunlop and Heather Westwell. Previous shows include Crimes Against Christmas, Crimes on the Christmas Express, and Crimes under the Sun. In 2014 and 2015, New Old Friends took their adaptation of Anthony Horowitz’s The Falcon’s Malteser on two national tours and to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, enjoying sell-out shows at the Pleasance and great critical acclaim. After a chance conversation via Twitter, the company met Lichfield Garrick’s former artistic director Tim Ford and the opportunity for the Crimesshows began. Crimes on the Nile follows hot on the heels of Crimes of the Christmas Pudding which ran all winter at the Lichfield Garrick.

@newoldfriends | #CrimesNile | www.newoldfriends.co.uk

Running Time: 105mins plus interval | Suitable for ages 12+

Listings information

7 – 27 Jan 2019                         The Ustinov, Theatre Royal Bath
Saw Close, Bath, BA1 1ET
Tues-Sat 7.45pm, matinees 2.30pm | £16.50
www.theatreroyal.org.uk | 01225 448844          

29 Jan – 2 Feb                          The Barn, Cirencester
Beeches Rd, Cirencester GL7 1BN
Tues-Sat 7.30pm, matinees 2.30pm | £16 – £25
https://barntheatre.org.uk | 01285 648255

5 – 6 Feb                                  The Dukes, Lancaster 
Moor Lane, Lancaster LA1 1QE 
2pm & 7.30pm | £14.50-£16.50
www.dukes-lancaster.org | 01524 598 500

7 Feb                                        Middlesbrough Theatre 
The Avenue, Middlesbrough, TS5 6SA
7.30pm | £16.50
www.middlesbroughtheatre.co.uk | 01642 81 51 81

8 Feb                                        Queen’s Hall Arts Centre, Hexham 
Beaumont Street, Hexham, Northumberland, NE46 3LS
7.30pm | £16.50
www.queenshall.co.uk | 01434 652 477

13 – 16 Feb                              The Theatre, Chipping Norton 
2 Spring Street, Chipping Norton, Oxon. OX7 5NL
7.45pm & 2pm| £15/£13
www.chippingnortontheatre.com | 01608 642 350

20- 23 Feb                                Eden Court, Inverness 
Bishops road, Inverness, IV3 5SA
8pm & 2.30pm| £16
www.eden-court.co.uk | 01463 234 234

26 – 27 Feb                              Gala theatre, Durham 
Millennium Place, Durham, DH1 1WA
7.30pm | £15/13
www.galadurham.co.uk | 03000 266 600

1 – 2 Mar                                  Tacchi-Morris Arts Centre, Taunton 
School Road, Taunton, TA2 8PD
7.30pm & 2.30pm | £15
www.tacchi-morris.com | 01823 414 141

4 Mar                                        Wyvern Theatre, Swindon
Theatre Square, Swindon SN1 1QN
7.30pm | £18.50
swindontheatres.co.uk | 01793 524 481

5 Mar                                        The Hawth 
Hawth Ave, Crawley RH10 6YZ
7.30pm | £19.50/£17
www.hawth.co.uk | 01293 553636

6 Mar                                        Theatre Royal, Margate
Addington St, Margate CT9 1PW
7.30pm | £16/£14/£12
theatreroyalmargate.com | 01843 292795

7 Mar                                        The Hazlitt Theatre, Maidstone
Earl Street, Maidstone, Kent, ME14 1PL
7.30pm | £20/18
www.HazlittTheatre.com | 01622 758 611

8 Mar                                        The Core at Corby Cube 
George St, Corby NN17 1QG
7.30pm | £15
www.thecorecorby.com | 01536 470 470

9 Mar                                        Nottingham Lakeside Arts, Djanogly Theatre
DH Lawrence Pavilion, University Park, Nottingham, NG7 2RD
7.30pm | £12.50-£16.50
www.lakesidearts.org.uk | 0115 846 7777

13 – 16 Mar                              Old Laundry Theatre, Bowness-on-Windermere 
Crag Brow, Bowness-on-Windermere, Windermere LA23 3BX
7.30pm & 2.30pm | £15/£14
www.oldlaundrytheatre.co.uk | 01539 440 872

19 – 20 Mar                              Queen’s Theatre, Barnstable 
100 Boutport St, Barnstaple EX31 1SY
7.30pm | £22
www.parkwoodtheatres.co.uk/Queens-Theatre | 01271 316063

21 – 23 Mar                              Lichfield Garrick 
Castle Dyke, Lichfield, WS13 6HR
2.30pm & 7.30pm | £19-£24
www.lichfieldgarrick.com | 01543 412 121

26 Mar                                      Torch Theatre, Pembrokeshire 
St Peter’s Road, Milford Haven, Pembrokeshire, SA73 2BU
7.30pm | £18/£16
www.torchtheatre.co.uk | 01646 695267

28 – 30 Mar                              Theatr Clwyd 
Raikes Lane, Mold CH7 1YA
2.45pm & 7.45pm | from £10
www.theatrclwyd.com | 01352 701521

18 – 20 Apr                               Palace Theatre, Southend
430 London Road, Westcliff-on-Sea SS0 9LA
2.30pm & 8pm | £17.50-£27.50
www.palacetheatresouthend.co.uk | 01702 351135

2 – 4 May                                  Haymarket Theatre, Basingstoke
Wote St, Basingstoke RG21 7NW
2pm & 7.30pm | anvilarts.org.uk | 01256 844244

New Old Friends are Stage One bursary supported producers