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Casting revealed for Martha, Josie and the Chinese Elvis * Fairy Powered Productions

Casting revealed for Martha, Josie and the Chinese Elvis

Signal Theatre Company in association with Park Theatre present
MARTHA, JOSIE AND THE

CHINESE ELVIS

By Charlotte Jones

11 Dec 2019 – 4 Jan 2020 | Park Theatre

Casting has been confirmed for Charlotte Jones’ (Humble Boy – National Theatre) hilarious and heartfelt comedy, Martha, Josie and the Chinese Elvis at Park Theatre. Winner of the 1998 Pearson Best Play Award, this marks the play’s twenty-first anniversary and first ever London run. The production stars Sioned JonesCharlie Bence, Kellie Batchelor, Andrew P Stephen, Matt Lim and Jessica Forrest. It is directed by Robert Wolstenholme.

Josie’s tired. Tired of the Bolton winter. Tired of looking after daydreaming daughter Brenda-Marie. Tired of working as a dominatrix to make ends meet. Too tired to celebrate turning forty.

But her favourite client Lionel insists on a birthday party and, knowing Josie’s a huge Elvis fan, invites a very special guest. Just as hips start swinging, somebody no-one expected arrives and skeletons come tumbling out of the closet…  

At its heart this hilarious and heartfelt comedy explores finding a place to fit in. Sweet yet saucy, it’s the perfect ‘adults only’ alternative Christmas treat.  

Sioned Jones plays Martha. She has appeared in 13, Women Beware Women, All’s Well That Ends WellOedipus and Never So Good (National Theatre) and in A Woman of No ImportanceShakespeare In LoveShadowlandsThe LetterGlorious! and Tolstoy (West End). Numerous other theatre credits include an Offie nominated performance in Ghost About the House (King’s Head), Cruella De Vil in the musical of 101 Dalmatians (Wellingborough), Lettice & Lovage (Menier) and Henry VI (Wales Millennium Centre). Television appearances include: Cadfael (ITV), Family Affairs (Channel 5) and The Bill (ITV).

Charlie Bence plays Brenda-Marie, Josie’s daughter who has learning difficulties. Charlie graduated from Mountview in summer 2019. Before that, they appeared in Our Benny (Liverpool Empire), as the Wicked Queen in Snow White (Stiwt Theatre, Wrexham) and in Beauty and the Beast (Chateau Chalain, France).

Kellie Batchelor plays Josie. Kellie is co-founder of Signal Theatre Company for whom she’s played Phyllis in Sellotape Sisters, Jackie in Shang-a-Lang, Sarah in A Place at the Table, Cherry in The Night Before Christmas, Cath in Here and Amanda in Private Lives, all of which she also co-produced. Other theatre includes: Somewhere Over The WestwayReady, Steady, Date and Octopus Pie (Edinburgh Festival Fringe), Under the Blue Sky and Closer (Soho Theatre Studio), Sexual Perversity in Chicago (Canal Café), The Snow Queen (Chelsea Centre) and Kingdom on Earth (Landor).

Andrew P Stephen plays Lionel. Andrew has appeared in EllingLife x3Absurd Person Singular and The Woman in Black (West End). Other theatre includes: The Acedian Pirates (Theatre 503), Foreplay (The King’s Head), Madame Bovary (Hope) and UK tours of GaspingLife x3Arsenic & Old LaceStrangers on a TrainFunny PeculiarAbsurd Person SingularDuet For One and The Woman in Black. Andrew is also a regular with the Cambridge Shakespeare Festival, appearing in thirteen seasons, playing Hamlet, Macbeth, Iago, Petruchio, Benedick, Puck, Bottom, Shylock, Angelo, Pericles, Leontes, Prospero, Antony and Richard III.

Matt Lim plays Timothy. He recently appeared in the Royal Exchange/Birmingham Rep touring production From Shore to Shore and in Break of Noon (Finborough Theatre). He’s appeared on TV in Doctors (BBC) and 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover (Indigo Films)and in the film A Confusion of Tongues (Grand Independent). Matt is also a comedian and writer, whose first full play It’s Complicated was shortlisted for the Cambridge Footlights’ Harry Porter Prize and enjoyed successful runs in both Edinburgh and London; he also wrote Way Back, a poignant piece about suicide (Pleasance London).

The cast is completed by Jessica Forrest who plays Louise. Jessica made her acting debut playing Leanne Holiday in Hollyoaks (Channel 4), staying for over three years. Other TV includes: The Cruise and Coronation Street (ITV), as well as regular character Clare on the popular children’s show Dani’s Castle (CBBC). In theatre, Jessica recently toured in Chip Shop Chips, an immersive production set in a fish and chip shop. As a fan of the Edinburgh Fringe, she’s also found herself writing and performing as half of the comedy double act Trolley Girls.

Martha, Josie and the Chinese Elvis is directed by Robert Wolstenholme. Robert is co-founder of Signal Theatre Company, for whom he directed Sellotape Sisters (The Warren, Brighton/Tristan Bates), Shang-a-Lang (King’s Head), A Place at the Table (Tristan Bates), The Night Before Christmas (Hen & Chickens/Bike Shed, Exeter), Here (Tristan Bates) and Private Lives (Canal Café) all of which he also produced. Other directing includes: Trying and Tender Soup (New Diorama), Brotherly Love (Counting House, Edinburgh), Gilbert is Dead (Hoxton Hall), One Minute (Courtyard), Guerilla/Whore (Tabard), The Unattended (Gilded Balloon, Edinburgh), Bash (Hen & Chickens), Closer (Landor), Road (Croydon Clocktower), Love & Understanding and Can’t Stand Up For Falling Down (Etcetera), Octopus Pie (Landor & Edinburgh), Dracula (Drayton Court), Mother Tongue (Oval House) and Sleeping Nightie (White Bear); Our Town, Caucasian Chalk Circle, Arabian Nights and How to Disappear Completely and Never be Found (Drama Studio, London) and Can You Keep a Secret? (Croydon Youth Theatre), as well as numerous short plays and rehearsed readings including for/at the Arcola, the Bush, the Finborough, Southwark Playhouse, the Pleasance, Old Vic/New Voices, SOAS and at Soho Theatre for Amnesty International.

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