Polka Theatre, Wimbledon – until 9th August 2026
Reviewed by Fozia Munshi-Nicholson
5*****
Polka Theatre’s Arthur delivers a bright, witty reimagining of the Sword in the Stone legend, blending sharp humour, clever writing, and a generous dose of heart.
Gurjot Dhaliwal’s Grace is lured into the past by Rose Wardlaw’s enigmatic Merlin, tasked with helping Giles Carden’s hesitant Arthur locate Excalibur and, more importantly, discover the courage and self-belief he’s been missing. Along the way, Grace learns a lesson every child (and quite a few adults) should take to heart, be kind to yourself… and never, under any circumstances, stick Lego up your nose.
The production is a lively and very funny romp. With minimal props and a single central set piece, it relies on lighting and performance to do much of the storytelling, creating a playful and imaginative staging. Adam Mirsky brings delightful comic flair as Sir Lancelot (Lottie to his mummy), and his turn as the spirit of the rock (or something very close to it) proved unexpectedly captivating, particularly for my partner, who was very taken with his rocky alter ego. Megan Vaughan-Thomas is excellent as both Sir Gawain and Vivian, the latter a former flame of Merlin with a grudge that refuses to die quietly.
As the cast debate through song whether the kingdom needs an honest, moral, respectful and brave leader or a handsome warmonger, the humour lands with a sharp, knowing edge. It’s a moment that feels both playful and pointed, and the adult audience responded with the kind of laughter that comes from recognising a truth wrapped in silliness.
The children in our group, aged seven and nine, loved every moment. The songs, particularly Quest and War, are irresistibly catchy and have already become favourites. It’s a charming, clever, and thoroughly enjoyable Saturday afternoon treat for families, anchored by a memorable moral: do not put Lego up your nose.