VANILLA
“I swear I will never get you guys. Literally. All you ever do is talk about a Woman jumping all over your cock. Yet when you have one, you’d rather have a threesome with David Bowie and a Stuffed-Crust Texas Barbeque.”
Katie and Dan have been seeing each other for a while now, but they are yet to consummate the relationship. The timing has just never been quite… Right? Tonight, Dan has a free-house. Katie is sure that he is THE ONE. After all, he’s been practicing putting on a condom ALL afternoon. Pizza, Netflix and Chill and the hope of Raunchy Sex hangs in the air. After all, that’s what they both want. Isn’t it?
WELCOME TO AN AGE WHERE OUR SEX-LIVES BELONG TO THE INTERNET.
“VANILLA”
The Tristan Bates Theatre
24th – 28th September 6.15pm
29th September 2.30pm
WRITTEN BY:
Laura Mead
STARRING:
Ned Wakeley
Therica Wilson-Read
Joshua Beecham
DIRECTED BY:
Keith Swainston
TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW! BOOK HERE:
https://www.tristanbatestheatre.co.uk/whats-on/vanilla