The Department of Distractions Review

Northern Stage, Newcastle – until 10 February 2018.  Reviewed by Andrew Bramfitt

4****

Distraction – a thing that prevents someone from concentrating on something else

extreme agitation of the mind

For centuries many renowned writers have posited that there is an underlying control in the world, a control that decides what is classed as ‘the norm’, what is an exception and even what we should feel about them. The New World Order, Big Brother, HUAC and even the Royal Family have all been cited in both fiction and fact as having this control, yet in the modern world with near instantaneous sharing of news and views, it would appear that it is the media that has overall and total control.

The Department of Distractions (based on Alex Kelly’s book O Grande Livro dos Pequenos Detalhes) is set in the afore mentioned government department, a department responsible for creating, releasing and managing ‘news’ to ensure the status quo is maintained, though for whom this is to remain is left to the audience’s own appraisal. ‘News’ in this definition is not only the broadcasted retelling of ‘fact’ but also the everyday events that people witness on the street, the shared gossip at work, the viral memes on social media and the perpetual revisiting of myth and urban legends – all managed to create control. The audience is given a peek into the working day of the department, how they choose a ‘target’, how they agree which distractions need to be created, which ‘sleight of hand’ techniques to deploy. To the team, this is as procedural and ordinary as any other office job – albeit one which directly controls what the world believes to be truth.

Alexander Kelly, writer and co-director with Rachel Walton, has melded the dystopian undercurrents of Aldous Huxley, George Orwell, Ray Bradbury and Isaac Asimov and punched them squarely into the breadbasket of global media giants a la BBC, Sky, Fox (well the Murdochs in general). What is brilliant is that whilst many would suggest this is science fiction, there is too much recognisable fact not to question whether this show is instead a well-crafted piece of distraction itself. Afterall, there’s no better place to hide than in plain sight.

The cast, Umar Ahmed, Nick Chambers, Stacey Sampson and Rachel Walton have a real challenge for they have to deliver on multiple layers at once – not only are they playing the department team, but also they enact and rehearse the characterisation of their Distraction’s cast. This is done brilliantly, never once creating any confusion whilst still allowing each layer to realise it’s own revelations. The clever use of projection allows the audience to see 1st hand the research and material used to compile a case – meticulous in detail but quite procedural, giving more substance to the feeling that these Distractions and the untruths they purport are simply tasks on an office to do list. There is something very unsettling about thinking the world around you and everything you believe could be built on post it notes and polaroids.

More scary than any horror story, the Department of Distractions leaves the audience with a puzzled and concerned frown – not because you are unable to understand but because this expose rings too many bells, shatters the illusion of Utopia through Ignorance and makes you question every headline, every news feed, every shared opinion. I have long believed that man is incapable of having a truly original thought, everything is but a reaction and after watching this wonderful production, I spent the train ride home convinced that we could all be just characters in a global sandbox game.

the finest trick of the devil is to persuade you that he does not exist” – Charles Baudelaire

Definitely recommended but be prepared to see the world in a very different light afterwards.

 

West End transfer for Chichester Festival Theatre’s production of King Lear with Ian McKellen in the title role

ATG Productions, Chichester Festival Theatre, Gavin Kalin Productions, Glass Half Full Productions, present
Chichester Festival Theatre’s production of

KING LEAR
by William Shakespeare

Directed by Jonathan Munby

  • West End transfer announced for Chichester Festival Theatre’s production, directed by Jonathan Munby
  • Ensemble of actors to include Ian McKellen in the title role
  • 100 performances only at the Duke of York’s Theatre, London from 11th July to 3rd November 2018
  • Tickets on sale from 12pm on 8th February via KingLearWestEnd.com, including 100 tickets per performance available under £30
  • £5 day tickets will be available as part of Chichester Festival Theatre’s Prologue scheme for 16-25 year olds

ATG Productions, Chichester Festival Theatre, Gavin Kalin Productions and Glass Half Full Productions are delighted to announce a major West End transfer for Chichester Festival Theatre’s critically-acclaimed production of Shakespeare’s King Lear, which will run at the Duke of York’s Theatre in London for 100 performances only from 11th July to 3rd November 2018.

Directed by Jonathan Munby, this intimate and contemporary production ran for a sold-out season at Chichester Festival Theatre’s Minerva Theatre in autumn 2017.

The ensemble of actors will include Ian McKellen as King Lear, returning to the Duke of York’s Theatre where he made his West End debut in the 1964 production of A Scent of Flowers. McKellen has enjoyed an illustrious career on stage and screen, not least inhabiting some of Shakespeare’s most iconic roles including Hamlet, Macbeth, Iago, Richard II and III as well as in previous productions of King Lear as Edgar, Kent and in the title role.

Full casting for the West End production of King Lear will be announced in due course.

Two ageing fathers – one a King, one his courtier – reject the children who truly love them. Their blindness unleashes a tornado of pitiless ambition and treachery as family and state are plunged into a violent power struggle with shocking ends.

Tender, brutal, moving and epic, King Lear is considered by many to be the greatest tragedy ever written.

Jonathan Munby’s credits include his new production of Bryony Lavery’s Frozen in the West End; First Light for Chichester Festival Theatre; All the AngelsThe Merchant of Venice and Antony and Cleopatra for Shakespeare’s Globe; and Wendy & Peter Pan for the RSC.

£5 tickets will be available as part of Chichester Festival Theatre’s Prologue scheme for 16-25 year olds. Tickets can be purchased on the day of performance in person from the Duke of York’s Box Office, when proof of age ID will be required.

ATG Productions, Chichester Festival Theatre, Gavin Kalin Productions and Glass Half Full Productions present Chichester Festival Theatre’s production of King Lear  by William Shakespeare which is directed by Jonathan Munby, designed by Paul Wills with lighting by Oliver Fenwick, music and sound by Ben Ringham and Max Ringham, movement by Lucy Cullingford and fight direction by Kate Waters.

LISTINGS

KING LEAR
By William Shakespeare
Directed by Jonathan Munby

Duke of York’s Theatre
St Martin’s Lane, London, WC2N 4BG

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Performance schedule:

First performance: 11th July 2018
Final performance: 3rd November 2018
Opening Night: 26th July 2018

Tuesday – Saturday evenings at 7pm

Saturday matinee at 1.30pm
Running time: 3 hours and 20 minutes including one interval

Box office details:

Website: KingLearWestEnd.com
Telephone: 020 8544 7469
Prices from: £25
No late admittance

Arcola Theatre in association with Stepping Out Theatre present Great Apes reimagined for the stage by Patrick Marmion from the novel by Will Self

Arcola Theatre in association with Stepping Out Theatre present

 

The World Premiere of

 

Great Apes

from the novel by Will Self

reimagined for the stage by Patrick Marmion

 

 

Great Apes is a new play by Patrick Marmion directed by RSC and Donmar actor Oscar Pearce (Wolf Hall, Real Thing), based on the novel by Will Self. It is a raucous, surreal modern satire that mixes Self’s famously rich language with subtle simian movement and vocalisations to create a theatrical ‘Planet of the Apes’ crossed with ‘Gulliver’s Travels’. With set and costume design by Sarah Beaton, movement by Jonnie Riordan, lighting by Matt Haskins and sound by Dan Balfour.

 

When Turner Prize winning artist Simon Dykes wakes up one morning after a wild night out, he finds his world has changed beyond recognition. His girlfriend, Sarah, has turned into a chimpanzee. And, to Simon’s horror, so has the rest of humanity.

 

Suffering a nervous breakdown Simon is immediately taken to Charing Cross hospital where he’s treated for being under the psychotic delusion that he’s a human being. Here he comes under the care of charismatic and controversial chimp psychiatrist, Dr Zack Busner who helps Simon come to terms with his condition.

 

Where better for him to re-learn his essential chimpunity than by brachiating in the fresh air or Hampstead Heath with all the pansexual mating opportunities that affords?’

 

Great Apes is a hilarious, uncanny and unnervingly original take on humanity’s place in the evolutionary chain. It is a modern odyssey into the abiding mystery of what it means to be a human being.

Since its publication by Bloomsbury in 1997 at the height of the YBA explosion and Cool Britannia, Will Self’s novel remains an extraordinary intellectual vision, a linguistic feast and a disturbing triumph of the imagination.

 

Writer and producer Patrick Marmion is a journalist, theatre critic, speaker and Associate Lecturer at the University of Kent. Previous plays include The Divided Laing (Arcola Theatre), Terms & Conditions (White Bear), Pieta – After Chekhov (Finborough & Print Room), Osterley (Urban Scrawl), The Institute (Etcetera). Screenplays include ‘Mushroom Soup’ (Sam Mendes/Renaissance Films),’ Kids FM’ (Working Title Television), ‘Maid Marion’ (Channel Four Films), ‘Archie Tanner & The Dodo’ (Children’s Film & Television Foundation) and ‘The Dead Guy’ (based on novel of same title).

Making his directorial debut is award-winning actor Oscar Pearce. A regular with the RSC his credits include Wolf Hall,Greg Doran’s celebrated A Midsummer Nights Dream and the renowned Spanish Golden Age Season. He has appeared in the West End many times including the Donmar Production of The Real Thing, which transferred to Broadway and I.D. at the Almeida. His portrayal of Chris in All My Sons at the Bolton Octagon won him the MEN best supporting actor. This is his third collaboration with the Arcola after appearing in the feted Jenufa and the more recent success, The Divided Lang.

 

Movement director Jonnie Riordan is a graduate of Frantic Assembly’s ‘Ignition’ programme. As Movement Director his credits include Connections Festival 16/17 (National Theatre), Maggie & Pierre (Finborough Theatre), CAUGHT (Pleasance Theatre), Cracking, Hooked and Bat Boy (Iso Productions, New Wimbledon Studio). As a Director: Man Up (Frantic Assembly Ignition, Stratford Circus, Latitude), Boy Magnet and White Noise (ThickSkin) andFound (The Albany)Jonnie is directing the first stage adaptation of Nigel Slater’s Toast at The Lowry in May.

 

Set and costume design is by Sarah Beaton, recipient of the Linbury Prize for Stage Design. Design credits include Faust(Schauspielbuhnen in Stuttgart), Mother Christmas (Hampstead Theatre Downstairs),Babur in London (Theatre Rigiblick, Zürich/Lilian Baylis Studio), Crocodiles (Royal Exchange, Manchester), This Is Living (Trafalgar Studios),Diary of a Madman (Sherman Cymru/Tobacco Factory), And Now: The World! (Derby Theatre), And Here I am (Arcola, Palestine Tour) and The Man I Live With (Oxford Playhouse).

Matt Haskins is an international lighting designer. Credits include Peter Pan Goes Wrong (Apollo Theatre), Roundelay,Truth and Reconciliation (Royal Court), No One Will Tell Me How To Start A Revolution, Kiss Me (Hampstead Theatre),Crocodiles (Royal Exchange, Manchester), A Bright Room Called Day (Southwark Playhouse), Dream Story (Gate Theatre) and The House of Mirrors & Hearts (Arcola Theatre), Walk with Me (Girl Effect/Punchdrunk) and Dido, Queen of Carthage (Kensington Palace).

Sound design is by Dan BalfourRecent credits include: #Dr@cula, The Devils (Royal Central School Of Speech Drama), Seafret (Old Red Lion, HighTide Festival), Figures Of Speech (Almeida Theatre),  I Call My Brothers, CaughtRed Helicopter (Arcola Theatre), RE: Home (Yard Theatre), DREAMJenufa –Opera Works (English National Opera), Walking the SOLO (Bush Theatre), Nude (The Hope Theatre) and  Deathwatch (The Roundhouse),

Co-producer Steve Hennessy is the author of over 20 plays for stage and radio and the founder of Stepping Out Theatre, the country’s leading mental health theatre company. They have been producing work on mental health themes with theatre professionals and mental health service users since 1997. Steve’s work includes the acclaimed Lullabies of Broadmoor Quartet (Oberon Books) – four plays about well known Broadmoor patients which toured nationally in 2011.The Divided Laing was Stepping Out’s 54th production.

Casting to  be announced shortly.

 

Listings information:

Venue:                   The Arcola Theatre, 24 Ashwin Street, London E8 3DL

Dates:                    Wednesday 14 March to Saturday 21 April           

Times:                 Mon-Sat at 7.30pm, plus Saturday matinees at 3pm

Wednesday matinees on 4 April, 11th April and 18th April at 3pm.

 

Ticket prices

Best  £26 (£22 previews)

Standard   £22 (£19 previews);Value £15; Restricted   £12

Arcola Passport holders go free

Pay What You Can (Tuesday evenings – limited availability)

 

Concessions:

Students / 26 and under – Value seats at £10 or 20% off Standard seats

65 and over – 20% off Standard seats on Mon–Wed evenings and all matinee performances

People in receipt of disability benefits – free companion with full-price Standard seat or 20% off Standard seat

People in receipt of unemployment benefits – Value seats at £10 or 20% off Standard seats

Theatre union members – 10% off Standard seats

School and college groups (10+) – Best available seats at £12 for Mon–Wed evenings and Wed matinees, one free teacher per 10 students

Groups (10+) – eleventh ticket free

 

Box Office:www.arcolatheatre.com

020 7503 1646 (Mon-Sat, 12.30pm-6pm)

Kandinsky to premiere ‘Trap Street’ at New Diorama – 6-31 March

WORLD PREMIERE OF KANDINSKY’S TRAP STREET COMES TO NEW DIORAMA THEATRE

·         6 – 31 March, New Diorama Theatre (Press Night 9 March)

·         A gripping new drama exploring space, architecture and social housing in London

It‘s 1961 and the concrete’s just been poured for a brand new housing estate. It’s beautiful, not because of the clean lines, indoor toilets and wide windows, but because the idea behind it is beautiful. This is the future, and it’s for everyone.

Acclaimed theatre-makers Kandinsky, whose combination of extensive research and distinctive theatricality is developing them an exciting reputation as a company to watch, will return to New Diorama next month for the world premiere of their brand new show Trap Street.

It’s 2018 and the last tower of the estate is about to come down. The dream that saw it built has long since died and now the estate has to follow suit to make way for new buildings, based on new ideas. This is the future, whether you like it or not.

A ‘trap street’ is a street on a map that doesn’t really exist, put in by map-makers to expose anyone plagiarising their work. Trap Street is set in a building similarly stuck between existence and non-existence: a high-rise tower, the last of the huge mid-20th century _______ estate, sat waiting to be demolished. Andrea grew up here, though after she bought her flat in the late eighties she’s barely been back – but now they’re knocking it all down, part of London’s ever-changing face, and she’s come to reclaim what’s hers. Trap Street charts 50 years of changing attitudes to social housing and space in London, to ask what home means in 2018.

The show is directed and co-written by James Yeatman (also an associate director for legendary theatre company Complicité), and devised by the company, based on original material by Yeatman and co-writer Lauren Mooney. It’s been made in conjunction with representatives of several London housing associations and charities, and with long-term social housing tenants from the Nightingale Estate in Hackney and Thamesmead in southeast London.

The company includes acclaimed performers Amelda Brown (Blue Heart, Orange Tree; Adler and Gibb, Royal Court) and Danusia Samal (B, Royal Court; Two Noble Kinsmen, RSC), as well as live music from Zac Gvirtzman.

Kandinsky’s previous productions include Still Ill – a drama developed with doctors and patients, examining the surprisingly common, little-understood Functional Neurological Disorder – and Dog Show, a tragicomic look at people and their pets through the lens of a community gripped in terror by a serial dog murderer.

PRAISE FOR KANDINSKY

“This fresh and striking piece…serves notice of talent on the rise”

★★★★ Evening Standard on Still Ill

“intricately-layered, exquisitely detailed…deeply sophisticated, sensitive stuff”

★★★★ Time Out on Still Ill

“such a smart and thoughtful piece of theatre-making from bright young company”

Lyn Gardner on Still Ill

LISTINGS INFORMATION

TRAP STREET – Kandinsky                                             6-31 March (Tue-Sat) – 19:30

TICKETS

£15.00; £12.00 Concessions

www.newdiorama.com/whats-on/trap-street

New Diorama Theatre

15-16 Triton Street

Regent’s Place

London NW1 3BF

BOOKING INFORMATION

For the best tickets, book online at www.newdiorama.com

To book by telephone, ring 020 7338 9034

Austentatious extends West End run due to popular demand with transfer to The Savoy Theatre in March

AUSTENTATIOUS EXTENDS WEST END RUN DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND WITH TRANSFER TO THE SAVOY THEATRE
 
·         NEXT PERFORMANCE: 13th FEBRUARY, PICCADILLY THEATRE
·         THEN: 18th MARCH, 15th APRIL, 20th MAY, SAVOY THEATRE
·         FOLLOWS TWO SOLD-OUT WEST END SHOWS
 
Austentatious: The Improvised Jane Austen Novel will extend its run in London’s West End with three performances announced at the Savoy Theatre following this month’s date at Piccadilly Theatre.
 
The monthly dates at the Savoy will take place on the Sundays of 18th March, 15th April and 20th May following one more performance at the Piccadilly Theatre on Tuesday 13th February.
 
Austentatious is an entirely improvised comedy play, starring a cast of the country’s sharpest comic performers, who conjure up a ‘lost’ Jane Austen novel based on nothing more than a title suggested by the audience. Whether you’ve read all of Austen’s works or none of them, this hilarious show will be a totally new experience.
 
Performed in full Regency costume with live musical accompaniment, no two shows are ever the same. Previous ’lost‘ masterpieces include The Sixth Sense and SensibilityMansfield Shark and Double 0 Darcy. Expect witty heroines, dashing gents and preposterous plots. Swooning guaranteed.
 
Ed Bartlam of Underbelly Productions said:
 
“The West End audience has gone positively wild for Austentatious, so it’s an absolute joy to extend the run with these three additional dates at The Savoy. It’s been one of the most successful and best-loved shows we’ve worked with at both the Edinburgh Fringe and Southbank Festival, and now London’s West End has joined the Austentatious fan club too.”
 
Austentatious added:
“We are honoured to receive such a flattering invitation! Nothing could be more pleasing to us than a small, intimate gathering of friends, observed by 1200 more, slightly more distant (but no less dear) friends.”
 
Info: www.austentatiousimpro.com
 
 
Austentatious & Underbelly Productions present
Austentatious: An Improvised Jane Austen Novel
 
Performances
13th February 2018     7.00pm
Piccadilly Theatre, 16 Denman St, Soho, London, W1D 7DY.
 
18th March 2018         7.00pm
15th April 2018            7.00pm
20th May 2018            7.00pm
Savoy Theatre, Savoy Court, Strand, London WC2R 0ET
 
Booking
Telephone Booking:    0844 871 7630
Calls cost 7p per minute, plus your phone company’s access charge.
 
Customer Service:       0844 871 7627
Groups Bookings:        020 7206 1174
Access Bookings:         0800 912 6971
 
 
 

Cilla The Musical Returns To The North-West Next Month

CILLA THE MUSICAL
WRITTEN BY JEFF POPE
DIRECTED BY BILL KENWRIGHT & BOB TOMSON
 
ACCLAIMED MUSICAL WILL ‘STEP INSIDE’ STORYHOUSE IN CHESTER NEXT MONTH
CILLA – THE MUSICAL, the spectacular and heart-warming musical adaptation of the critically acclaimed ITV mini-series based on the early life of Cilla Black, by BAFTA award winner Jeff Pope, returns to the North-West next month.
 
The musical opened in Cilla’s hometown at the Liverpool Empire in September before embarking on a nationwide tour and will ‘step inside’ Storyhouse, Chester from 5-10 March 2018 – tickets are selling fast.
 
Andrew Lancel and Carl Au join the previously announced Kara Lily Hayworth as Cilla, who beat thousands of hopefuls in nationwide open auditions for the coveted role.
 
Bill Kenwright’s new musical features: Andrew Lancel (Brian Epstein); Carl Au (Bobby); Amy Bridges(Rose Willis); Gemma Brodrick-Bower (Pauline); Bill Caple (Ringo Starr); Tom Christian (Kenny Willis); Tom Dunlea (Hutch); Pauline Fleming (Big Cilla); Joshua Gannon (Paul McCartney); Billie Hardy (Pat); Michael Hawkins (John Lennon); and Neil MacDonald (John White).
 
The musical reunites Tom Dunlea, Michael Hawkins and Gemma Brodrick-Bower, all of whom starred in Jeff Pope’s original ITV mini-series Cilla, on which the musical is based. It also reunites Andrew Lancel with the role of Epstein, which he played on stage to great critical acclaim in Epstein – The Man Who Made The Beatles. Andrew is best known to TV audiences as super-villain Frank Foster in Coronation Street and as DI Neil Manson in the long-running ITV television series The Bill.
 
The legendary Merseybeat sound is authentically performed live on stage by the cast who are completed by: Alan Howell; Jay Osborne; Alex Harford; Will Kinnon; Jenny Murphy; Tom Sowinski; and Christopher Weeks.
 
CILLA – THE MUSICAL is the spectacular and heart-warming musical adaptation of the critically acclaimed hit ITV television series by Bafta-Award winner Jeff Pope (The Moorside, Philomena, From The Cradle To The Grave, Mrs Biggs and the acclaimed Little Boy Blue which had ITV audiences glued to their screens). It tells the extraordinary story of the ordinary girl from Liverpool whose teenage dreams of stardom lead her to becoming one of Britain’s best-loved entertainers of all time.
It’s an introduction by a young John Lennon to music mogul Brian Epstein that changes Priscilla White’s life forever. By the age of just 25 she would be known as singer and TV Star Cilla Black, Number One selling artist and at the fore-front of the Brit-Pop music scene. The musical score is the ultimate soundtrack to the 60’s including Cilla’s greatest hits Anyone Who Had a Heart, Alfie and Something Tells Me, Twist and Shout by the Beatles, California Dreamin by The Mamas and The Papas’ and many more.
 
 
 
LISTING INFORMATION
 
CILLA THE MUSICAL
Storyhouse
Hunter Street, Chester, CH1 2AR
 
Monday 5 March – Saturday 10 March 2018
Evenings 7.30pm | Wed, Thu & Sat Mats 2.30pm
 
HOW TO BOOK
Online:                 Visit www.storyhouse.com
By Phone:           Call 01244 409113
In person:           Visit the Ticket Kiosks At Storyhouse, Hunter Street, Chester, CH1 2AR
Visit Chester Visitor Information Centre.

Direct from the West End and Broadway it’s The Barricade Boys

THE BARRICADE BOYS

Grand Opera House York

Wednesday 14 March

 

Direct from London’s West End and Broadway, The Barricade Boys hit the road with their premiere UK tour!

Not only do they perform the world’s greatest show tunes but they also celebrate music from some of the most iconic names in the music industry, from powerful ballads and beautiful operatic arias to some of the best pop, rock and swing numbers of all time. The Barricade Boys are a spectacular group with incredible moments and deliver “an unmissable show with talent, flair and fun – West End Frame”

The Barricade Boys have played major leading roles in musical theatre and have being guests on many primetime TV shows including, The Paul O’Grady Show, Sunday Night at the Palladium, Children In Need, Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway and most recently Best Time Ever with Neil Patrick Harris.

Why settle for just another vocal group when you can have the world’s leading musical theatre super group!?

Do you hear the people sing? Yes! Fabulous harmonies, incredible vocals, dashing good looks and fantastic personalities the Barricade Boys showcase some of the world’s finest male voices from the West End, Broadway, International Tour and Hollywood movie of the world’s longest running musical – Les Misèrables.

Tickets: From £21

Box Office: 0844 871 3024

Online: www.atgtickets.com/york

Fat Friends the Musical Review

 

Mayflower Theatre, Southampton – until 10th February.  Reviewed by Jo Gordon

5*****

Kay Mellor OBE is one of the greatest writers and producers we currently cherish in the U.K, having an exceptional back catalogue of stage, film and TV hits. Including the children’s drama Children’s Ward , feature film Fanny and Elvis, a TV adaption of Jane Eyre and the recently aired Girlfriends. Kay has now adapted the TV series Fat Friends for the stage and I for one could not wait to see it!

Set in Headingly, Leeds and based around a slimming club we see the struggles, insecurities and love lives of an everyday group of people we can all probably relate to. The set is a cleverly designed row of shop fronts with a wedding shop, chippy and the church hall at the centre of the story.

Super Slimmers Group is run weekly by the wedding dress shop owner Lauren (Natalie Anderson), who wants to help the locals achieve the weight loss she was so successful with on the plan….. for a weekly fee of course! She dreams of meeting the love of her life and wearing one of the beautiful dresses in her shop . After group, Lauren runs a zumba class with the help of local vicar Paul (Jonathan Halliwell), who dreams of finding the love of his life….. I think we can all see what may happen here!

Group member and nominee for Super Slimmer of the year, Betty (Sam Bailey) and her husband Fergus (Kevin Kennedy) are struggling to make ends meet at their chippy Big & Battered as they go up against big, modern chains like Nandos et al and the rising demand for healthy foods unlike their beef dripping golden chips and battered fish. With the wedding of their daughter Kelly (Jodie Prenger) fast approaching to the lovable Kevin (Andrew “Freddie” Flintoff ), Kelly heads off to choose the wedding dress of her dreams , which turns out to be too small but she purchases anyway claiming to be able to slim into it within six weeks….. been there….. said that!

Super Slimmer of the Year day arrives and Julia Fleshman (Natasha Hamilton) arrives in town. The waif like, business minded, hangry founder of Super Slimmers. When Betty doesn’t win the award, Kelly begins a rant down the local TVs camera stating its all rubbish and she can lose the weight for the wedding herself and giving Leeds an eyeful of her curves. The unscrupulous Julia seizes this as a good business opportunity offering to pay for the wedding and dress if Kelly follows the plan and fits into the dress. Julia will get the correct outcome for her business no matter what it takes and no matter how unethical!

We have will they won’t they moments, see peoples vulnerabilities, hen nights, jealous stags, partial nudity, giant chocolate dance scenes, love, friendship, surprises, songs that will leave you breathless from laughing and scenes anyone who is a slimming club member will recognise nationwide! It is a strong, tight cast who deliver perfectly, Freddie can hold a tune…. who knew! I personally have six days till weighing in day….. plenty of time to reclaim the gain of the Big & Battered I’m about to inhale .

Grab your gang from slimming club and laugh away some calories!

 

Son of a Preacher Man Review

Darlington Hippodrome – until 10 February 2018.  

3***

In Soho, in the swinging 60’s, there existed a record shop called The Preacher Man.  The owner of the shop, the Preacher Man himself dispensed words of wisdom along with the vinyl to the teenagers and music fans who frequented his shop.  But the Preacher Man is is long dead and his record shop is now a coffee shop run by his son, Simon (Nigel Richards).

Three strangers, generations apart are drawn to the site of The Preacher Man.  The trio, Kat (Alice Barlow), Alison (Debra Stephenson) and Paul (Michael Howe), hope to seek advice about love from the man himself.  Paul was one of the “crowd”, now wanting to reconnect with an unrequited lost love from back then. Alison is a recently widowed tutor with feelings that she can’t decide are truly appropriate. Kat has just lost her grandmother, who was full of stories about The Preacher Man and has been delving into the world of online dating, only to be snubbed by “the man of her dreams”.

They are instead greeted with his son Simon, who is helped by the wonderful Cappuccino Sisters, a rather glamorous trinity of waitresses (Michelle Long, Kate Hardisty and Cassiopeia Berkeley-Agyepong).  Simon is quiet, meek and living under the shadow of his father, but at the same time unable to move forward. After much persuasion he seeks to channel the spirit of The Preacher Man to give the lovesick strangers The Look of Love.

The first act is almost pantomime-esq in its quest to set the story and to fit in many of Dusty Springfields fabulous songs.  And the characters don’t really get the chance to develop.  Alison (Stephenson) is the one that suffers most with this.  Paul (Howe) gets the most rounded and fleshed out of the characters. Thankfully the second act works much better and although contrived it does reach a happy ending.

The cast all play instruments live on stage showing a vast range of talent.  And the set shows versatility moving from record store to coffee shop to flat by way of opening and shutting in various ways.

There are, however some stand out moments.  I Close My Eyes and Count to Ten where Paul introduces his story of unrequited (and at that time illegal) love is set with a beautifully choreographed ballet.  But I wouldn’t expect anything less than fab-u-lous when the show is directed and choreographed by Craig Revel Horwood.  A House is not a Home, Spooky and You Don’t Have to Say You Love Me all work well too and anything sung by Alice Barlow is fantastic.  If you are a fan of the Dusty Springfield’s soulful vocals then this may not be the show for you.  It is not a tribute nor does it claim to be.  It is a musical and the songs have been adapted to fit the genre.  However if you are happy to just sing along and enjoy the nostalgia then you may enjoy.

In Darlington until 10 February 2018 and on tour around the UK until July.

Nichola McAuliffe stars in a new adaptation of Great Expectations

Oliver Award-winner Nichola McAuliffe stars in new adaptation

of GREAT EXPECTATIONS

A brand-new production of the timeless classic Great Expectations starring Nichola McAuliffe, comes to Richmond Theatre from Mon 12 – Sat 17 Mar. This stunning new adaptation promises a thrilling and theatrical telling of Charles Dickens’ universally loved masterpiece featuring a powerful cast and innovative set design.

Following a terrifying encounter with an escaped convict, a young Pip is given an unexpected chance to better himself by visiting the reclusive and mysterious Miss Havisham.  In the decaying grandeur of her house, Pip falls in love with Estella and helped by an anonymous benefactor, he moves to the bustling city to pursue his dream of winning Estella’s heart and of becoming part of the educated elite. For lovers of theatre and literature alike, this performance will capture you from the start with its memorable characters and jaw-dropping set design.

Leading the cast is Olivier Award-winning actress, Nichola McAuliffe who is set to play the iconic Miss Havisham. Nichola is best known for her role in the long running ITV sitcom, Surgical Spirit, and the films Tomorrow Never Dies and Chéri. Her many stage appearances include the award-winning role in Kiss Me Kate for the RSC, The Night of the Iguana in the West End & Alan Bennett’s The Lady in the Van.

This brand-new production is adapted by Ken Bentley, directed by Sophie Boyce Couzens and featuring new and inspiring set design from James Turner, winner of Best Set Design at the 2013 Off-West End Awards for Mercury Fur.

 

This new adaptation is co-produced by Malvern Theatres and Tilted Wig Productions, the same producers who delighted audiences with Travels With My Aunt (2015) and Our Man in Havana last yearThis revival is set to revisit the classic story in a way not seen before and for lovers of Charles Dickens, this is not one to miss!

 

 

Great Expectations

Mon 12 – Sat 17 Mar at Richmond Theatre
Tickets: from £19.90* (includes booking fee)

Show link: http://www.atgtickets.com/shows/great-expectations/richmond-theatre

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